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Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Luhya Women Make The Best Wives In Kenya…



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Apart from their legendary appetite, Luhya women have been touted as the best wives in the country. The community has well endowed beauties ala Vera Sidika if that’s your preference. They are the true epitome of what African beauty is all about.

Here are some pointers that make them stand out

Low maintenance
Beauty aside. A lady from Western Kenya will stick with you like a tick through thick and thin. They treat their husbands like kings regardless of the position they hold in the society. That’s why Luhya’s don't mind living in Kangemi, Kawangware, Kibera, Huruma and other low cost areas. The divorce rate is so low among this community making them the most revered ‘wife material’ in Kenya. It is even whispered that they don’t mind a beating from their men. Such beatings are said to show who is boss in the homestead-that’s an aside.

Hardworking
Although they lack business ingenuity associated with their Central counterparts, they make for that by being hardworking at home to make sure their men are happy. Of course am not talking of Vera Sidika and whatever business she does.

Homemakers
Family is regarded highly regarded and a Luhya will have no qualms giving you as many kids as you wish. They know how to take care of their kids and have been wired to be good homemakers. But you will have to contend with numerous upcountry inlaws who can spends days on end at your place. And by the way apart from Vera which other prominent Luhya woman do you? That tells you a lot.




Separation
As I have mentioned above it’s a rarity for a Luhya lady to separate from the husband. Incase that happens the lady will leave behind the children with either the husband or the husband family. In most cultures, except in Central Kenya, the children belong to the father. So if you are the type that values children then you should head to Luhyaland.

Endowed with curvaceous bodies
If you thought Vera Sidika has a killer body then you have never been to Luhyaland. The only difference is that Vera appeared on some raunchy video where she danced suggestively and caught the public attention. Luhya ladies are curvaceous and it doesn’t fade away even in their fifties.

Good cooks
Coast women have been praised for culinary skills. To some extent that’s true but if you appreciate good healthy food and a fair dose of Ugali then you are reading the right article. These women can cook virtually anything green. Vegetables that you all-along thought were reserved for rabbits. The underside is that saving for them is a foreign concept. They don’t have small sized ‘sufurias’ for ugali.
Now you know why you should marry in Western.

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24 comments:

MoneyBag said...

To be honest,i have never been to luhya land but i think i do agree with you.I have seen some few of them who got married to my immediate neighbours and if you asked me to describe them,i would probably use your exact words to paint their picture.They are the real natural African traditional women.

Shiro said...

This should be preached in some parts of nyanza they really have a bad stereotype for luhya ladies regarding mariage.

David Baraza said...

I agree you on this 100% coz I married 1

David Baraza said...
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David Baraza said...

I agree you on this 100%

Blogger 1. said...

You are sooooooo.... right on that, they are a clear definition of wife material.
What is the definition of a wife material?
Answer: Luhya lady.

Tina said...

proud to be one

Alicia Alice said...

Yes we are best

Moses Musita said...

Awesome. I have one and I don't regret and even dont fear about my properties among other am always sure that they are safe while she is around

Moses Musita said...

Awesome. I have one and I don't regret and even dont fear about my properties among other am always sure that they are safe while she is around

Gabu said...

Am proud to be a luhya.. God bless our lovely spouses and daughters.
keeping it real always!

Alex Kingstone said...

true dat my mama is luhya thats how i know

Angela said...

No disrespect intended and know nothing directly of this type,but this article bothers me. To say 1 kind *makes* a better woman/wife.....no one has a choice what culture or race they are born into. WHAT kind of self esteem,good values and empowerment does this article show men and more so women who are not this type!?? That they aren't good enough...not worthy of loyalty,honor and respect? Undeserving of marriage rights and bad body image!??? Nor should a beating under ANY circumstance BE acceptable! Thats deplorable! Also....why CAN'T other women not transition their knowledge and skill sets into a business empowerment opportunity??? All Women are smart,capable and are integrity driven if given the opportunity to just as men! Another thing....to say this type of woman will give you as many children as you want....women are not slot machines! Idk about there,but here....birthing children and raising them are extremely expensive. You can never actually save and plan for a baby. I think men should birth a baby just once! Empathy would go a lot further to those who view women having babies like that of a puppy mill breeder. I would have liked to seen the writer of the article include comments from other women and men.Are we not ALL in Gods image??

wilfred kaimenyi said...

Totally agree.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking this article was ment to be funny. Not to be taken seriously

Philgood2012 said...

Angela, you seem to be habouring deep emotions and bitterness with some unknown person for unknown reasons.You also seems to hold opinions and attitudes of the so called"independent" women.This article is informal and represents the writter's opinion.There is freedom of expression guaranteed by the constitution so let everybody get a chance to be heard on this matter.

bob said...

Call a spade a spade u can't compare luhya ladies to say Kikuyu ladies especially if u r moneyed,kiuks can eliminate u for money.

Anonymous said...

Love it hehe the emotions are real! calm down Angela

caroline anca said...

legendary appetites, sufuria savvy, beating taking women... how is this article a good thing? if i were a luhya queen i'd be furious! there are many successful ladied that happen to be luhya. vera is not the only export. i know this is meant to be funny but its just sad. so the only thing these ladies are good for is being 'the best housewives'? nigga please..!

Faith Vuyanzi said...

this article is pure crap and i have a lot of disregard for the writer of this artical. Dear Luhyah women on this wall who think this are complements wake up. this artical is not complementing you, it is degrading you as being comfortable with cheap, easy going and unaware of self taking any crap that comes your way, not progressive, a potential self accepting victim of abuse, sexual objects NO, NO, NO. wake up this cannot be your story.

Unknown said...

Have you lost your sense of humor? Go easy,we all know that this is on a light note. It helps to read such though hvn't had a Luhya lady before.

Anonymous said...

Well this article has been lauded by my luhya in laws and hubby, mind you i'm not luhya but married to one. Where does that leave my feelings? To the best of my recollection i have been a good wife have persevered so much but with a smile..

Anonymous said...

I think this writer is so full of crap, you think only Vera is the luyha you'd use here? Nancy Barasa, Judy Wakhungu are luyha women that have made great leaders of this country. You are stereotypical and lack facts. On behalf of all progressive luyha ladies in the world, GO TO HELL!

lamech onyari said...

i dont agree with that