Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Only Couples with IDs & Voters Card Will Be Allowed to Have S3x in Migori County, New Strategy To Ensure Raila Ascends To The Presidency (See Details)

The push to ensure that Cord leader Raila Odinga assumes the highest office has taken a new twist. Now couples in Migori County have been urged to deny their partners who have no IDs and voters cards any form of s3xu@l pleasure.

This is meant to ensure that every adult acquires the vital document to vote for Raila in numbers in the 2017 general elections.

Ruaraka MP Tom Kajwang’ was quoted by the Star as saying:

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“Any adult who has reached s3xual maturity in Migori should never be offered any comfort of s3x unless he has the two vital documents,”

“Some jealous men have refused to allow their wives to get the vital documents as they are afraid they may acquire an M-Pesa account and get money from their side lovers,”

Homabay women’s representative Gladys Wanga advised leaders to sleep while facing the wall and woman will only be married when they acquire ID cards.

“We will also instruct elders never to allow any woman to be married in their homesteads without an ID”

This move is seen as a counter of Jubilee tyranny of numbers.

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