Monday, June 6, 2016

What Jobs Would Uhuru, Ruto, Raila, Sonko And Company Be Doing If They Were Not Politicians? Find Out Here

Kenyans eat, drink and dream politics. This country enters campaign mode immediately an election has been concluded. It is what keeps millions glued on their TV screens with political debates gaining centre stage. We take a look-albeit with a light touch-of the kind of jobs Uhuru and company would be engaged in if they were just ‘ordinary Kenyans’.

Nairobi Senator Mike Mbuvi Sonko-58 Matatu Tout

The flamboyant Nairobi Senator behavior is what best defines ‘a man of the people’. If he wasn’t in politics, Sonko would perfectly fit in as a Buru Buru tout. He would be that famous free ride manamba in the books of all Buru hotties. Thanks to his charisma and self confidence, Sonko would have fathered almost two thirds of Buru beauties.

Gatundu South MP Moses Kuria-Gang Leader

He is erratic; foul mouthed and a rabble- rouser. The Gatundu South MP Moses Kuria would have been a leader of a terror group akin to Mungiki. He would have been that guy you don’t want to cross. His gang would be hired to do the dirty jobs for politicians.

Kabete MP Ferdinand Waititu-Conman and Street Hooligan

He worked his way to a Member of Parliament and almost became Nairobi Governor using fake papers from Punjab University. Kiambu Governor William Kabogo managed to unravel this fraud and the case is still playing out in court. Waititu has earned the title of a goon thanks to the way he solves issues using force.

Former Vice President Kalonzo Musyoka-Street Preacher

His demeanor and baby face would have endeared him to many souls. The Cord co-principal is said to be a man of God and would have made perfect as a preacher.

Deputy President William Ruto-Land Broker

Kenya Deputy President William Ruto love for land is almost legendary and knows no boundaries. He has been associated with attempts to grab school playgrounds and whatever else he can lay his hands on. Click Here To Go Next Page

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