Kenya Deputy President William Ruto love for land is almost legendary and knows no boundaries. He has been associated with attempts to grab school playgrounds and whatever else he can lay his hands on. The DP would make a perfect land broker thanks to his dexterity in land grabbing.
ODM Secretary General Ababu Namwamba-Spy/snitch
During his universities days, Ababu was said to have been a very dangerous ‘spy’. This youthful, highflying politician is said to be a mole eating the Cord coalition from within. If Ababu did not ascend to his current position as MP he would probably be the village hot guy busy planting his seeds in more than a dozen beauties.
Former Prime Minister Raila Odinga-Benga Artists and Comedian
His mastery in engaging crowds is undeniable. Raila Odinga is able to capture is supporters with his lyrical prowess. If he was not a politician, the Cord leader would perfectly make for a good benga artist.
President Uhuru Kenyatta-Milk Vendor
He would be that affable guy cycling around the estate selling milk from his dairy milk. A whiff of stale alcohol would sting you every time he stopped to greet you. His easy nature would earn him a sizeable clientele base.
Nandi Hills MP Alfred Keter-Village Drunk
The Nandi Hills MP Alfred Keter is viewed as a trouble maker who is upto no good. He was filmed throwing tantrums at a weighbridge officer while he was drunk. The video was widely circulated online. If he did not ascend to his current position, Keter would probably be drinking himself in the village.