If you have ‘Mpesa’ you will easily sleep with any Kenyan lady you fancy, A Nigerian man living in Kenya confides to this writer. He narrates why Nigerians will not marry a Kenyan and their aversion to Kikuyu women. It is widely believed that Nigerians marry Kenyans to use them as drug mules or to legitimize their illegal dealings in the country.
Here is the candid interview with Oluwagbo, who resides in Kenya, on his many exploits with Kenyan women and how his countrymen view our beauties.
What's your view of Kenyan women
Oluwagbo: They are cool and fun to be with, but they go crazy when drunk
Most Nigerians never marry Kenyan ladies. Why is this the case
Oluwagbo: Communication barrier and the fact that most Nigerian parents won’t approve the union because of our cultural differences.
The few Nigerians who marry Kenyan ladies never have children together. Why is this
Oluwagbo: Simply because we want a companion to satisfy our bodily needs while in Kenya
Is it true with 'mpesa' you can have sex with our ladies
Yes. Most Kenyans ladies love money than the person who has it. No money no goodies seems to be their mantra.
Why do Nigerians shy away from dating kikuyu ladies
Kikuyu ladies are too demanding. A Nigerian guy will give you money if he feels that you need it.
How many Kenyan ladies have you slept with
Oluwagbo: Countless. But I use protection everytime.
Rate kenyan women out of ten
Oluwagbo: I will grudgingly give a four
Oluwagbo: They are not too good In bed and complain about the size of the 'manhood'. Their loving making skills are wanting.
Tonna Dimples is a professional dancer and a fast rising blogger.